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Welcome to Team Fortress
I still like TF2.
This song is a parody of Bo Burnham's 'Welcome to the Internet' - ua-cam.com/video/k1BneeJTDcU/v-deo.html
Available on:
Spotify - open.spotify.com/track/4bWkjSF0zeINadVEvf967z?si=f8bc39f8cf3348c3
Apple Music - itunes.apple.com/album/id/1743906905
Amazon Music - music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0D2ZY2PZ5
Bandcamp - hintshot.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-team-fortress
Soundcloud - soundcloud.com/hintshot/welcome-to-team-fortress
And anywhere and everywhere you're listening.
My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot
My Discord server - discord.com/invite/Z3PUnw8
Lyrics:
Welcome to Team Fortress
Have a look around
Anything the internet has shown you can be found
We've got update-sized updates
Some better, some worse
If none of it makes sense to you
You wouldn't be the first
Welcome to Team Fortress
Please select a class
Would you like to buy some taunts
Or pay a fee to talk in chat?
There's a few things to tweak first
This view's not the best
Just go online and you can find out the rest
Welcome to Team Fortress
I don't mean to deter
Use a weapon that you like
And then be called a racial slur
Be friendly, be angry
Be filled with dismay
Our own developers don't want us to play
Welcome to Team Fortress
For content, we're on top
Watch reactions, watch the drama
Watch the analytics drop
We've got hoovies and boxspies
And fresh new installs
And a bunch of lazy clipart skins
With neon colours that'll make your eyes bleed
Welcome to Team Fortress
Hold on to your hats
'Cus a random guy is spamming links
To scam sites in the chat
There are aimbots and pockets
And full Engie teams
Don't look at me, I just came here from the memes
See a man get headshot
Push the payload, kick a bot
Go get balanced to the RED team
Whether you like it or not
Buy balloons or magic brooms
Or spread some rumours 'bout UA-camrs
Or unbox unusual bloomers
Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the-
Here's a forty-dollar hat
The market's on the rise
Here's a weapon you've already found a hundred-thousand times
How would you rate your last game?
Like we give a shit
Your killstreak would look better if it
Had a random crit
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
And burnout is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
Complaining is a crime
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
All of the time
Thank you.
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Відео

Playing Scream Fortress XV Incorrectly
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FOOL! Find the upload! My Patreon - patreon.com/hintshot My Discord - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Anders Enger Jensen - DiscoVision TF2 OST - It Hates Me So Much TF2 OST - Seduce Me Undertale OST - Ghost Fight Pizza Tower OST - Unearthly Blues Pizza Tower OST - Put on a Show! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Your Eternal Reward - Original Soundtrack
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The soundtrack for SpyTalk - Your Eternal Reward, created entirely by me. Available on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3QX2UNVCPY2jcly7Vpj25q?si=HN16uBxRQVm4u9EYX_MxkQ Apple Music: itunes.apple.com/album/id/1700834865 Amazon Music: music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0CDLFSW65 Bandcamp: hintshot.bandcamp.com/album/your-eternal-reward And wherever you're listening. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot M...
SpyTalk - Your Eternal Reward
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I never really was on your side. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Special thanks to @RocketManFran for his cameo appearance. Soundtrack created by me: ua-cam.com/video/AftaPDxcvN8/v-deo.html Chapters 0:00 Intro 2:14 Chapter 1: Silent Killer 6:28 Chapter 2: Disguise on Kill 9:12 Chapter 3: Downsides 13:39 Chapter 4: Disguises 19:31 Chapter 5: Fixing th...
Causing Problems on Purpose with RocketManFran
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You're telling me a rocket fran'd this man? Subscribe to Fran here - www.youtube.com/@RocketManFran My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/hintshot Music used: Portal Radio Song Unfiltered Katamari Damacy - Katamari Mambo (Instrumental) Hi-Fi Rush - The Rush Kingdom Two Crowns - Mischievous Alchemy
Spy's Best Payload Maps
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Here you are folks, your own personal propagated opinion piece on (S)py's prime Payload (ma)p(s)! My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Later Alligator OST - John Johnny's Restaurant Pizza Tower OST - Tutorial Later Alligator OST - Vintage Gator Games Pizza Tower OST - Pizzascape Secret Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze OST - DK Island Swing ...
A Brief Review of Hades
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I think the game is cool. If this video does well enough I'll probably make reviews of other games (it will be me rambling on about games that I like). My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 All music used is from the Hades OST composed by Darren Korb (legend).
Casual Spy - Frozen Frontiers
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Grab a hot chocolate and enjoy this wintry episode of Casual Spy on a couple of the new Smissmas maps! My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze - DK Island Swing
Christmas with the Rozzers
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Bit jolly innit? My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Sea of Thieves - Grogg Mayles (Christmas version) Sea of Thieves - Bosun Bill (Christmas version) Winter Wonderland Instrumental Jazz - ua-cam.com/video/gXU9ivCUXJM/v-deo.html Happy holidays!
Casual Spy - Eternal Killstreaks
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Enjoy this post-live commentary episode of Casual Spy! Let me know if you prefer this format compared to the usual live commentary eps. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: bo burnham songs but lofi (any day now) - ua-cam.com/video/jlgCDg1_Zz8/v-deo.html
Playing Scream Fortress XIV Incorrectly
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It's HALLOWEEN! And you know what that means: community-created content! My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Ninja Sex Party - Welcome To My Parents' House (Funbox Karaoke) Undertale - Ghost Fight Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion - Ghastly Grave Mario Sports Mix - Bowser Jr. Boulevard Undertale - Spider Dance Undertale - Dummy! The Musical Ghos...
Melting my brain | Analysing Spy Games
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These games were certainly games...and I certainly THINK I analysed them. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Colorpulse - Life Is A Perfect Video Game Outro music by me - ua-cam.com/video/kbVfgf3774w/v-deo.html Intro 0:00 Game #1 1:05 Game #2 7:33 Game #3 17:30 Outro 25:06
When does Spy work best?
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When is a good time to pick Spy? How can you be assured of his effectiveness? And when does Spy perform best? Please enjoy this video that I have been meticulously working on over the last five-ish months. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 The intro animation is an homage to the game Later Alligator. All SFM elements were created by me, including the i...
Casual Spy - Speeding and Bleeding
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How does he even go that fast, anyways? Someone stop this man. My Patreon - www.patreon.com/hintshot My Discord Server - discord.gg/Z3PUnw8 Music used: Team Fortress 2 - Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Outro music by me - ua-cam.com/video/kbVfgf3774w/v-deo.html
The TF2 Rozzers
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The TF2 Rozzers
TF2 Remix - Medic! [HintShot]
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TF2 Remix - Medic! [HintShot]
Casual Spy - Eternally Rewarded
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Casual Spy - Eternally Rewarded
Analysing Spy Games #2
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Analysing Spy Games #2
Hint's Terrifically Tumultuous TF2 Montage
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Hint's Terrifically Tumultuous TF2 Montage
Casual Spy - My Favourite Loadout
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Casual Spy - My Favourite Loadout
Spy Rocks
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Spy Rocks
HintShot's 30k Q&A
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HintShot's 30k Q&A
Casual Spy - Stunts with the Spy-cicle
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Casual Spy - Stunts with the Spy-cicle
Spy is weak, and that's okay
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Spy is weak, and that's okay
Playing Scream Fortress XIII Incorrectly
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Playing Scream Fortress XIII Incorrectly
Analysing my Subscribers Spy games
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Analysing my Subscribers Spy games
Casual Spy - One Hour Special! (20k)
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Casual Spy - One Hour Special! (20k)
Art of the Backstab - Original Soundtrack
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Art of the Backstab - Original Soundtrack
SpyTalk - Art of the Backstab
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SpyTalk - Art of the Backstab
Remove Spawning Wallhacks from TF2
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Remove Spawning Wallhacks from TF2

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @neilbenson8019
    @neilbenson8019 7 годин тому

    gotta say better than original

  • @IrideaeSnowbloom
    @IrideaeSnowbloom 13 годин тому

    I'd love to have the second part, but dayum this is gold already

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 14 годин тому

    Work in progress Kirby: Welcome to Smash Fortress Have a look around Everything that Sakurai kept from you can be found We've got update-sized updates Some better, some worse If it overwhelms you You would not be the first Welcome to Smash Fortress Choose from nine fighters Would you like to buy some dance moves Or pay money to converse? It’s a work in progress This view is not the best But join the club and put your combat skills to the test Welcome to Smash Fortress I don't mean to deter, But playing however you see fit Will ruffle up feathers and fur Be friendly, be angry Be filled with dismay Nintendo is itching for a DMCA Welcome to Smash Fortress The chaos never stops Not even team colors Can stop the arms race to the top We've got Dankey Kangs and Barrel Kirbies And fresh new installs And a lot of costume parts That do more harm than good to your performance Welcome to Smash Fortress Have you ever seen This many virus-infested Pop-ups on your screen? There are ReticLinks and Funky Modes And Fox-only teams This game looks nothing like it’s shown in the memes Watch your friends get slaughtered Stop an army, snuff out rats, And get assigned to different teams Who might or might not do all that Buy balloons or magic brooms Or spread rumours about UA-camrs Or unbox unusual bloomers Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the- Business sure is booming From expensive merchandise To the same few items that you’ve found 10,000 freaking times Please rate your experience As if that matters one bit Your killstreak would look better if it Had some critical hits Get ready to battle everyone At the same time Fight one of each of everyone At the same time Mercy is a luxury That you can’t have; it’s do or die Anyone vs. everyone At the same time Get ready to battle everyone At the same time Fight one of each of everyone At the same time You won’t know what will hit you Until you lay down and die Anyone vs.everyone vs. Anyone vs.everyone vs. Anyone vs.everyone vs. At the same time

  • @mythical_coffee
    @mythical_coffee 18 годин тому

    emesis blue

  • @kacecrimson8297
    @kacecrimson8297 19 годин тому

    Too Many Emotions Coursing through me Joy, Anger, Sadness, but most of all mad Respects bro

  • @powo97
    @powo97 20 годин тому

    naah this shit peaks ❤‍🔥

  • @shyguyguyx3886
    @shyguyguyx3886 День тому

    “I got 100 secret saxons”

  • @ytBonkard
    @ytBonkard День тому

    "Complaining is a crime" perfectly encapsulates the general masses' response to people actually wanting Valve to take responsibility for the state of one of their most popular games.

  • @justinoliverwiryadi7470
    @justinoliverwiryadi7470 День тому

    1:33 like we give a shit

  • @The_french_troll
    @The_french_troll День тому

    I like the random hat spawing outta nowhere

  • @N0SouI
    @N0SouI День тому

    not very long ago just before your time right before the crisis started, public 1.9

  • @maxistvan5074
    @maxistvan5074 День тому

    #savetf2

  • @KingofAwesomness14
    @KingofAwesomness14 День тому

    use a weapon that you like and be called a racial slur, my god that's funny!

  • @freddiefishton
    @freddiefishton День тому

    1:32 “how would you rate your last game? Like we give a shit” hits so hard I got whiplash

  • @Sansundertale9999
    @Sansundertale9999 День тому

    It''s a really good song but i think it would be better if it actually sounded like spy

  • @thomasgoldfish6460
    @thomasgoldfish6460 День тому

    Be good at a single game mode and you will get doxxed

  • @cuminthesink
    @cuminthesink День тому

    Not a spy main but I love YER just for the disguise, I didn't even know the other effects, I just found the rapid switching cool lmao

  • @happy_feat69
    @happy_feat69 День тому

    This song fits tf2 so well

  • @lars337
    @lars337 День тому

    daaayum

  • @Sir_Lancel0t
    @Sir_Lancel0t 2 дні тому

    You are a really crazy and talented man, keep doing art please

  • @minando1213
    @minando1213 2 дні тому

    art

  • @mythical_coffee
    @mythical_coffee 2 дні тому

    "Like we give a shiiit"

  • @Byefoodman1
    @Byefoodman1 2 дні тому

    My video is glitched so now it’s playing a different video but I’m still commenting on the video you guys are looking at but for me it’s not the same one (edit: I had no reason to share this I just thought it was neat)

  • @nikimaster87
    @nikimaster87 2 дні тому

    is nobody talking about the 0:19 ghostly gibus gib that just appeared out of nowhere lol (i understand what this is referencing)

  • @Firekiller787-mz6rj
    @Firekiller787-mz6rj 2 дні тому

    I like that it's kinda bad because it is not expected

  • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
    @ricefarmer-kr4yv 2 дні тому

    Remind me of that one time i ubered a spy then proceed to destroy entire engie nest somehow

  • @bucketgaming2
    @bucketgaming2 2 дні тому

    dont think we didnt see that observer you snuck in

  • @laschamp5651
    @laschamp5651 2 дні тому

    this is some good *sheet* right here

  • @femtanylandultrakillfan
    @femtanylandultrakillfan 2 дні тому

    #SaveTF2

  • @burningfantom1740
    @burningfantom1740 2 дні тому

    A goddamn masterpiece

  • @transexualattentionseeking7509

    Just perfect.

  • @Tokeli
    @Tokeli 3 дні тому

    this made me open TF2 for the first time in 4 years.

  • @jaredpaz7943
    @jaredpaz7943 3 дні тому

    cool

  • @koroshkeshtkar4566
    @koroshkeshtkar4566 3 дні тому

    Our own developers don't want us to play is sad cus its real😢

  • @foranzo1582
    @foranzo1582 4 дні тому

    Genius!!

  • @F.B.I_A.F.M
    @F.B.I_A.F.M 4 дні тому

    Mobile games after false advertisements:

  • @silveramoodi2762
    @silveramoodi2762 4 дні тому

    *Get Balanced To The Red Team - Whether You Like It Or Not * xDDDDDD soo true

  • @denisivanov8295
    @denisivanov8295 4 дні тому

    omg this is gold

  • @FawnGoldfish
    @FawnGoldfish 4 дні тому

    Okay, so I'm fairly new to the game, but I just went and tried this and I was going against people with red badges and scary cosmetics, and they had no idea. This is my new favorite little weapon in this game, thank you foe making this video lol, I was stuck using the ambassador with it when I first tested it out and I didn't like the cloak draining instantly, but I now have the one that gives me cloak duration back

  • @TutorialsFromMyCat
    @TutorialsFromMyCat 5 днів тому

    This video helped me so much:) Tysm:) (I just wanted to see how good spy’s play bc I am bad spy:\

  • @mrg1495
    @mrg1495 5 днів тому

    Since ive found this video im in love with this knife people just react

  • @Hadeth_a_stepa
    @Hadeth_a_stepa 5 днів тому

    That spy's agressive face makes me uncomfortable.

  • @reklaizer
    @reklaizer 5 днів тому

    when he says "go get balanced to the red team" and notification about team balancing appears he should have turned red

    • @freeze_zane0691
      @freeze_zane0691 4 дні тому

      He tried changing Spy's suit to red at some point, but for some reason it made him look gray.

  • @TriggerzConnors
    @TriggerzConnors 5 днів тому

    I bully engineers tele in their second spawn while im hiding back of the building in badwater. Things getting common from spy's passive strat.

  • @uncle_chain
    @uncle_chain 5 днів тому

    Should've make a full lengh one.

  • @Weedgaming461
    @Weedgaming461 5 днів тому

    this is the only thing i listen to while playing good work man

  • @mOki.i
    @mOki.i 5 днів тому

    Okay this is really really good holy shit

  • @usagi7063
    @usagi7063 5 днів тому

    Good vid to sub to

  • @RevolutionaryGoose
    @RevolutionaryGoose 5 днів тому

    Really well made my guy keep going with the awesome work #FixTF2

  • @jakubvelecky2490
    @jakubvelecky2490 5 днів тому

    Dude this is awsome